kylesbishop:

Smash Character Tropes + Jimmy Collins 

1 week ago    (226)    V

I know, but I’m getting better at it.

alzix:

I live in constant fear of being shit on by a bird

The universe is big. It’s vast and complicated and ridiculous. And sometimes, very rarely, impossible things just happen and we call them miracles.”

Between you and me and the Staten Island ferry

2 weeks ago    (66)    V

@DiannaAgron Not going to lie. That woke me up & that scared the shit out of me. Can’t say I’ve never felt an earthquake anymore…

You could do a lot worse.